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Habitat 625
Midjourney prompt a closeup of a small personal size space station orbiting Earth, in the background is a view of Earth from low Earth orbit, sci-fi pulp fiction cover style –ar 1:1 –c 40 –style raw –v 6.1
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Lady and Orange Calico Cat
Generic prompt: Painting of a woman with bright red hair and green eyes, wearing a red ‘Béret.’ She is smiling with a lovely, in-love spirit, head turned back. Pale features with bold contrasting makeup. At her side is a calico cat with long, messy fur. The background is in shades of brown and gold contrast.
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 8
January 1 Davidson You Wanker, Eight “maids-a-milking” just barged in. THERE’S NOTHING TO MILK HERE, YOU PERVERTED SOD! They’re just wandering around the estate, making cryptic gestures with their hands. The swans are taking notes. The golden bangles have become props in a weird, dark ritual I refuse to describe. Going Mad, -E.H. Midjourney prompt:
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 7
December 31 Listen Here You Twisted Git, Seven swans? SEVEN? They’ve turned my front lawn’s fountain into some form of avian brothel!! Hey Mr. Smarty Pants! Did you know that swans like to mate at night? Hmmm? Did you even consider the ramifications of your so-called ‘gift’? Hmmm? DID YOU?!?!11 The calling birds are whistling
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 6
December 30 You Bastard, Six geese showed up and immediately started an orgy in my garden fountain. The partridge has developed a voyeuristic streak and won’t stop watching. The turtle doves are giving the geese ideas. My garden looks like the aftermath of a Roman bacchanal. What the actual fuck? Getting Lawyer’s Number Ready, E.
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 5
December 29 Mr. Davidson, Five golden bangles? What am I, your personal harem master FFS? The delivery boy got the wrong idea entirely and winked at me while asking if I was “entertaining.” I’ve had to fend off rumours about running some exotic brothel. The neighbourhood watch is monitoring my house. Screengrab from my front
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