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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 4
December 28 Dear Mr. Davidson, Four more bloody birds? Are you taking the piss? They’re screaming their fucking heads off at all hours. The neighbours called the police about the noise, and one of your randy French hens tried to mount the constable’s helmet. WTF?! This is getting out of hand Fred. If that in
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 3
December 27 Fredrick, Three French hens just showed up, cursing up a bloody storm in French. Where did you find these foul-mouthed avian demonsl? My managing housekeeper Elaine quit today after one of them called her a “putain.” I had to ask my AI to translate the word! “Whore”!! OMG!! Seriously? I’ve known Elaine since
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 2
December 26 Dear Fredrick, The two turtle doves arrived today – what charming creatures! They’re getting along splendidly with the partridge. Though I must say, the birds seem to prefer roosting in my sitting room rather than their provided accommodations. Fondly, Emily
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 1
December 25 Dearest Fredrick, How wonderfully thoughtful of you to send me a partridge for the estate’s pear tree grove! The little fellow is absolutely darling and adds such a festive touch to the tropical section of the garden. You’re such a dear. With warmest regards, Emily Midjourney prompt: a partridge in a freshly planted
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Ocean Rave
Midjourney prompt: a closeup of a beautiful woman dancing to funk music at a party held on a platform in the middle of the ocean, surreal, cool colours, retro, bright contrasts –ar 1:1 –c 20 –s 50 –v 6.1
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Northern Winter Solstice
Singing in the northern hemisphere’s winter solstice. December 21, 2187. Enclave LEO-7. Midjourney prompt: a closeup of the observatory deck of a massive futuristic space station with a high-resolution image of the Earth half in shadow dominating the scene, people in comfortable clothing dwarfed by the size of the observation window are standing or sitting
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