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Forest Freesias – Double Shot
Midjourney prompt: a closeup of a bouquet of red white and blue freesia flowers in the shape of a Mobius strip floating above a crater in the forest floor filled with dandelion flowers, the background is an ancient old-growth forest with light streaming in from the forest canopy, Tyndal lighting effect, mist on the forest
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Sharing the Saddness
Midjourney prompt: A closeup of a beautiful hyperrealistic hyperdetailed image of a beautiful gothic lady wearing a long flowing white hooded cape and glasses, she stands in an enchanted forest where a stream runs through it, a majestic White Tiger stands by her side looking at the camera with a suspicious gaze, the lady has
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12 Days of Christmas – Day 12
January 5 NOTICE OF LEGAL ACTION Re: Twelve drummers drumming (and other acts of warfare) My client, Ms. Emily Harrison, is seeking immediate criminal charges and financial compensation against Mr. Fredrick Davidson for orchestrating what has become the most depraved Christmas celebration since Caligula’s winter festival. Current damages include: – Psychological trauma– Minor to major
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 11
January 4 To Whatever Circle of Hell Spawned You, The eleven pipers showed up drunk off their arses, playing what I can only describe as pornographic variations on Christmas carols. The lords have declared my house a “clothing-optional zone.” Send help or ammunition. Unstability.ai Prompt: A closeup of eleven very disorganized Scottish pipers as seen
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 10
January 3 DAVIDSON YOU MONSTER, Your ten “lords” are the most debauched bunch of degenerates I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. They’re not so much leaping as they are conducting some sort of bacchanalian ritual. The ladies have joined in. Even the French hens are blushing. BEF (Best enemy four ever)
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 9
January 2 YOU ABSOLUTE TOSSER Nine ladies dancing? More like nine strippers who’ve lost their clothes! They’ve formed some unholy alliance with the maids, and now my living room looks like Sodom and Gomorrah’s Christmas party FFS!! The birds are providing musical accompaniment. I’m drinking heavily and falling down. A lot. Em
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