The Sorcerer's Apprentice

January 1

Davidson You Wanker,

Eight “maids-a-milking” just barged in. THERE’S NOTHING TO MILK HERE, YOU PERVERTED SOD! They’re just wandering around the estate, making cryptic gestures with their hands. The swans are taking notes. The golden bangles have become props in a weird, dark ritual I refuse to describe.

Going Mad,

-E.H.

Midjourney prompt:

a closeup of eight French maids arguing with each other in a Victorian mansion’s library over a tray filled with golden bangles on top of an ornate Victorian-era oak table, several swans fluttering above, ultra-wide angle lens, 6mm, rays of light streaming in from the windows –ar 4:3 –c 20 –style raw –v 6.1