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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 11
January 4 To Whatever Circle of Hell Spawned You, The eleven pipers showed up drunk off their arses, playing what I can only describe as pornographic variations on Christmas carols. The lords have declared my house a “clothing-optional zone.” Send help or ammunition. Unstability.ai Prompt: A closeup of eleven very disorganized Scottish pipers as seen…
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 10
January 3 DAVIDSON YOU MONSTER, Your ten “lords” are the most debauched bunch of degenerates I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. They’re not so much leaping as they are conducting some sort of bacchanalian ritual. The ladies have joined in. Even the French hens are blushing. BEF (Best enemy four ever)
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 9
January 2 YOU ABSOLUTE TOSSER Nine ladies dancing? More like nine strippers who’ve lost their clothes! They’ve formed some unholy alliance with the maids, and now my living room looks like Sodom and Gomorrah’s Christmas party FFS!! The birds are providing musical accompaniment. I’m drinking heavily and falling down. A lot. Em
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Habitat 625
Midjourney prompt a closeup of a small personal size space station orbiting Earth, in the background is a view of Earth from low Earth orbit, sci-fi pulp fiction cover style –ar 1:1 –c 40 –style raw –v 6.1
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Lady and Orange Calico Cat
Generic prompt: Painting of a woman with bright red hair and green eyes, wearing a red ‘Béret.’ She is smiling with a lovely, in-love spirit, head turned back. Pale features with bold contrasting makeup. At her side is a calico cat with long, messy fur. The background is in shades of brown and gold contrast.…
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The 12 Days of Christmas – Day 8
January 1 Davidson You Wanker, Eight “maids-a-milking” just barged in. THERE’S NOTHING TO MILK HERE, YOU PERVERTED SOD! They’re just wandering around the estate, making cryptic gestures with their hands. The swans are taking notes. The golden bangles have become props in a weird, dark ritual I refuse to describe. Going Mad, -E.H. Midjourney prompt:…
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