The Sorcerer's Apprentice

December 31

Listen Here You Twisted Git,

Seven swans? SEVEN? They’ve turned my front lawn’s fountain into some form of avian brothel!! Hey Mr. Smarty Pants! Did you know that swans like to mate at night? Hmmm? Did you even consider the ramifications of your so-called ‘gift’? Hmmm? DID YOU?!?!11

The calling birds are whistling at them like drunken hookers. The French hens have started charging admission, and I found the postman buying tickets!

Furiously,

E. Harrison

Midjourney prompt:

a closeup of seven swans fighting in a grand ornate fountain on the front lawn of a palatial Victorian English country estate, feathers are flying everywhere, water is splashing about –style raw –c 30 –v 6.1 –ar 3:2