The Sorcerer's Apprentice

December 28

Dear Mr. Davidson,

Four more bloody birds? Are you taking the piss? They’re screaming their fucking heads off at all hours. The neighbours called the police about the noise, and one of your randy French hens tried to mount the constable’s helmet. WTF?! This is getting out of hand Fred. If that in fact is your real name.

Latest pic – the four of them still going strong after ten minutes screeching a single note. An experience that I think broke part of my brain and those of several of my staff. (Shocked emoji)

What the hell?!,

Emily Harrison

Midjourney prompt:

Four calling birds screaming at the top of their lungs in the moonlight in the backyard garden of a palatial Victoria country estate –ar 3:2 –style raw –c 30 –s 50 –v 6.1