The Sorcerer's Apprentice

December 27

Fredrick,

Three French hens just showed up, cursing up a bloody storm in French. Where did you find these foul-mouthed avian demonsl?

My managing housekeeper Elaine quit today after one of them called her a “putain.” I had to ask my AI to translate the word! “Whore”!! OMG!! Seriously? I’ve known Elaine since I was a chid! She is anything but a whore !

All of the birds are shitting everywhere, and the daily cleaning service wants hazard pay or they will call the Centre for Disease Control.

Here’s a photograph of the hen’s mid-morning fight today. We are a civil society here in England, Fredrick. Cock fights are not something we do in our backyards. Just an FYI.

Getting concerned,

Emily

Midjourney prompt:

Three French hens squawking and fighting in the backyard garden of a palatial Victoria country estate, tufts of feathers floating above and piled on the ground –ar 3:2 –style raw –c 30 –s 50 –v 6.1