The Sorcerer's Apprentice

A huge grizzly bear walks into a posh, upscale bar and sits down. He flags the bartender over.

“What’ll you have mate?” asks the bartender.

“Hmmm.” Replies the grizzly thinking deeply. “I think I’ll have a … … … … single malt 12 year old scotch rocks.”

The bartender delivers the pricey drink and asks “Hey bud. Why the long pause?”

The bear looks down at his hands and replies “What? These? I’ve had them all my life.”

Midjourney prompt:

a closeup of a tall grizzly bear with a quizzical smile on his huge face sitting at a bar looking at his paws, near him is a female bartender looking at him and laughing, beside him is a middle-aged male with curly hair and a salt and pepper beard looking at him and laughing –ar 2:1 –style raw –c 30 –s 50 –v 6.1