The Sorcerer's Apprentice

A feral calico cat encounters her first primordial black hole* in the dark forest. Calm, cool and collected.

Me? … If I was in her paws?

I’d been running through the forest screaming like a fucking girly man demanding Siri call NASA right fucking now!! Stat!! Like yester-fucking-day stat!!1

Midjourney prompt

A closeup of a Calico cat nose close to a primordial black hole with a glowing event horizon, the cat’s whiskers and hair are being pulled towards the brightly glowing black hole, the background is a forest at night with mist on the forest floor, dark black and white shades –ar 3:2 –style raw –c 25 –s 50 –v 6.1

* A 13 minute, 3 seconds Deep Dive into PB&Hs. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Kidding! It’s two AIs doing a deep, very deep dive into Primordial Black Holes. PBHs.